Saturday, February 5, 2011

The hero of the s*xually deprived - A review of Tucker Max’s “I hope they serve beer in hell”

The human male sperm count is between 50 million and 150 million per milliliter. The human female ovulates 450 eggs in her reproductive lifetime. The mind bogglingly high ratio of the male sperm to the female egg explains the existence of the Tucker Max's of the world. With so much sperm chasing after so few eggs, it doesn't take a genius to realize the world is full of s*xually deprived males, few of whom succeed in copulating with numerous females; 30 in one book signing tour as Mr. Tucker did.
This s*xual frustration partly explains why Mr. Max has such a large following. The s*xually frustrated male marvels at Tucker Max's success with women, applauds Mr. Max's demeaning behavior towards them, and lives vicariously through him.

Mr. Max is a filthy, binge drinking, self indulgent [insert your choice of negative adjectives here] individual who has behaved despicably on more than one occasion. A sorry excuse for the human male species, but a highly gifted writer with a knack to tell stories that will have you laughing 'til you cry. He is the reality star of the publication kind, and a multiple world coitus champion no doubt. It'll be interesting to see if he can catch Wilt Chamberlains record of 20K women before his livers give out.

You can order the book here.


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