Eggbert Eggsasperated is a long time inhabitant of Alpha Island. IF he had any friends, they would likely describe him as an irritating individual, despite his culinary talents. That’s right. Sir Eggbert is the most infamous chef in all of Alpha Island, even having secured a job as Emperor UnJolly the Rancher’s personal chef. His controversial meals have brought him many customers, and his restaurant, Eggy’s Eggdibles has items such as pickled toes, fried eyeballs, dandruff salad, and even *gasp* scrambled eggs on the menu. Some of his most popular drinks include the eyeball juice extraordinaire, sweat soda, and his monthly special, the sewer samosa. If you ever visit Alpha Island, be cautious when in Eggbert’s presence, for as the locals will tell you, Eggbert literally eats his enemies for breakfast.
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